officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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(Source: myloveismusic13)

i fucking love compliments like honestly i will eat that shit up like it is one of my five a day

highkeygay:

whitegirlsaintshit:

walkerflexasranger:

Did y’all know that female kangaroos got 3 pussies?

Dead ass.

Look that shit up.

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS

um

(Source: emiliogorgeous)

khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

(Source: korrakun)

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memebuscemi:

when ur with ur best friend

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cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

*removes one earbud* what

(Source: colorcombos)

struggleman:

i was at my homie crib and he down bad like his stove broke so he was heatin up soup by the spoonful on some real shit my mans was freebasing chicken noodle that shit left me visibly shook

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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers)