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sext: that looks infected


social media is destroying our planet! no one talks to each other. people’s mouths are shrinking and vanishing. yesterday i sent a text message and a nearby tree fell over and instantly died. a sinkhole opened up because of all the time we wasted on youtube

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reblogging someone’s selfie is like the biggest compliment you can give someone 

besides sucking them up strong style

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i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever 

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arsonist’s lullabye // hozier

all you have is your fire

and the place you need to reach

don’t you ever tame your demons

but always keep them on a leash

are you team boy toy named troy or team dude named michael

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i am not good at this poetry shit



                                           yo body 

                                     yo lips

                                they better lock

                                                on this dick.

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so thats what its called


so thats what its called

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