|me after calling someone out:||you must be wearing orthopedic shoes because you stand corrected|
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.
Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven
|mom:||don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot|
|me:||fire cannot kill a dragon|
from now on all of my text posts are going to only be using the title form i just feel like it draws more attention than regular text and literally all i care about is attention
oh how the mackles have mored