(Source: coffeeebeans)

(Source: pugdomination)

me after calling someone out: you must be wearing orthopedic shoes because you stand corrected

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

dicklover3000:

no i think we should talk about the past

Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.

dudeshegay (via dudeshesgay)

piplump:

Fast repliers are the only people going to heaven

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

from now on all of my text posts are going to only be using the title form i just feel like it draws more attention than regular text and literally all i care about is attention

(Source: straighthater)

(Source: opsena)

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child