i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
my sexual orientation is first come first served
the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
I want my spine removed so i can go down stairs like a slinkie
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time to go out and milk the cows. life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u
i cannot be friends with women that have a difficult time seeing the beauty in other women